There's a full moon on the rise

Tomorrow Tuesday June 17th is a full moon.  Why does this matter?

Well there is one of those Old Wives tales out there about the moon's gravitational pull sending women into labor.  The reason behind this theory is that the moon will effect the amniotic fluid the same way it effects oceans etc.  The moon's pull will make the amniotic sac break (water break) and send women into labor.  Now no evidence exists to prove this theory but much like many of the tales the old wives tell, some people will swear by this phenomenon.  As much as I would like to give these babies their eviction notices, I want them to hold out until June 22, so they can be born under the sign of Cancer.  If they are born under the sign of Gemini (the twin sign) they will have to put up with "oh you're a twin and a Gemini! That's so crazy!" their whole life...poor things.