Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Take Note People

Saw this on a T-shirt, I thought it was perfect. You know, people say the dumbest things to pregnant women, I don't think they realize that we have so many hormones raging through us that we could take their head off with our bare hands, throw the head across the room and sit down to finish our lunch.

Top 5 Things NOT to say to a woman expecting twins:
5. Oh no, how are you going to do it?
4. Uh oh, Double Trouble!!!
3. Well, better you than me...
2. So are they natural?
1. Ohhhh, twins, no wonder you're so BIG
I would also like to add "oh well, my friend's- brother's- uncle's- wife's- step daughter had twins, and she almost went crazy, she never slept, showered, ate...it was awful"

3 comments:

Love and Puppies, Christy said...

Maybe I can have twins someday...it sounds like a great diet.

Love you dear!!

Val said...

Christy- you do realize you would have to sacrifice your love of cheese. Cheddar and american can live on, but all those really good ones (brie, haverty, blue, feta) go away. I miss my cheese...

I heart you too :)

Love and Puppies, Christy said...

Now, I love a good hunk of Cheddar, but Bleu, Feta and American can go to a place where the sun don't shine. The real tragedy will be if I couldn't eat queso at Mexican restaurants...I think I'd rather adopt. See my blog on my my food likes and dislikes - http://christysiiigh.blogspot.com/2005_12_01_archive.html

Oh, and Don is upset with you...